Lobster-Bacon Burden: The Testimonials

Where do we even start? Lobster-bacon burritos are the answer to all life's questions. But, let's be real, the real burden lies in the aftermath of devouring that first bite. Here's what our brave reviewers have to say:

Review 1: "I'm not crying, it's just the tears of joy from the truffle aioli"

- Rachel, Age 32, Marketing Manager

Review 2: "Lobster-bacon-burrito-induced food comas are a real thing, don't @ me."

- Dave, Age 41, Software Engineer

Review 3: "My arteries will never recover, but man, was it worth it"

- Karen, Age 28, Yoga Instructor

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